TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE PUMPS ON THE LIFT STATION HAVEN’T BEEN FIXED YET?

Number 10. Scared of the poo eating alligators!

Number 9. Waiting for the one year anniversary so we can have a party at Celebration Park.

Number 8. Waiting for Harpo, Chico, Groucho, & Zeppo to finish their Monkey Business.

Number 7. Not so fast there buckwheat…. are we sure they’re even broken?

Number 6. We can’t find the maintenance to-do list.

Number 5. Called “phone a friend” for the answers and got put on hold.

Number 4. We’re Conservative.......we don’t fix things.

Number 3. They’re not broke, it was an April Fools Joke!

Number 2. “You want me to touch that!”

And the number one reason why the pumps on the lift station haven’t been fixed yet?
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